me at friends house
friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via morganlaikes)

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via auspicious-anne)

“ Don’t make everyone know about your sadness.
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